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August 28 2017

I can’t even remember exactly why this happened, but when Helene and I were watching Below Her Mouth (super gay movie on Netflix, you should check it out), it was like…a thing that the one girl slapped the other girl in the face. 

Then we were joking about how it isn’t real unless you get slapped in the face and then Helene proceeded to slap my face. Yo, I’ve never been slapped before. What a wild ride. At least I know it’s real. 

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winterwoodswitch:

gay-jesus-probably:

zohbugg:

i-want-cheese:

saturdaynightlycanthrope:

celticpyro:

did-you-kno:

All people with blue eyes can be traced back to one person who lived near the Black Sea less than 10,000 years ago. Source Source 2

Now when I see a person with blue eyes, I’ll know they’re a descendant of Ocean-Eyed Slut Man.

You leave great grandpa ocean-eyed slut man alone, he was just living his life

Actually, since this was determined using mitochondrial DNA, the ocean-eyed slut would be a woman, not a man. Mitochondrial DNA is passed down by mothers.

Gram-gram knew how to party

dear ocean eyed party gram-gram thank u for spreading your weird eye mutation and giving every fanfic writer a reason to know an unholy amount of synonyms for the word ‘blue’.

also the black sea used to be lake but then about 10,000 years ago it was breached by sea water and the area flooded- so ocean eyed party gram-gram and her family had to get outta dodge quick thus her party genes were spread throughout eurasia in a bigger hurry than if it were just normal trade relations kinda partying. 

Me *wearing heels*: “Oh my god, I’m taller than you!”

Helene:“Are you though?”

Me: “Yes, definitely!”

Helene: “Take them off.”

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August 27 2017

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jinxyourself:

qkarissa:

skiesfullofstars:

johannamanuela:

The same unique expression. 40 years time difference.

This is probably the greatest post I have ever seen on tumblr. Ever.

She’s still so beautiful.

she is stunning .

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ex-ception:

I will never get over this scene where Maura protected Jane

covergollum:

me reading Harry Potter for the first time: fuck bellatrix lestrange
me now: fUCK BeLLATRIx LESTRanGE

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tastefullyoffensive:

They’re a good boy. (via imgur)

brewingbakasana:

catpda:

when cats knead on you and you can feel their nails puncturing holes into your skin but they look at you with that loving warm expression and you look back like

Nothing has ever been more true

felaniie:

I am going to make a very beautiful life for myself no matter what it takes

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superfluousstuckupitude:

Swan + Text Messages (37/?)

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freshmoviequotes:

Below Her Mouth (2016)

Watched this with Helene yesterday, and as per the usual when we watch movies, we made fun of it the whole way through. 

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