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May 17 2018

chessys:

i need 2 nourish my body so when i die i can contribute maximum nutrients to the trees

lesbianporg:

lesbian vampire about to suck your blood: are u sure this is ok i don’t want to be predatory ;;

peterspark0rs:

FBI agent monitoring my computer: get the fuck off Netflix and do something for a change I never get to leave my desk because of you

I’m rewatching Orange is the New Black.

zhvli:

when i say “i hate men” im not talking about every individual man in the world, im talking about men as a social class, but if youre the kind of man that gets offended when i say i hate men then i do, specifically, hate you on an individual level

thequeenofsunflowers:

wellyfullofale:

I think next thursday is gonna be the best day of my entire life tbh

reblog for next thursday to be the best day of your life

Date a girl who says things like:

sadxmachine:

•drive safe
•text me when you’re home safe
•choke me harder
•I can’t wait to see you
•I’m proud of you

tejuina:

cocksmasher69:

talkingtrashcan:

NO MORE LESBIAN FILMS DIRECTED BY MEN

No more films directed by men

francesgoldsmith:

JIYA KILLING THAT GUY ! JIYA FLEEING FROM RITTENHOUSE ! JIYA HIDING THE LIFEBOAT FOR THE TIME TEAM AND LEAVING CLUES IN HISTORY ! JIYA LIVING BY HERSELF FOR 3 YEARS AND THRIVING ! JIYA !

the-last-hair-bender:

questionlife:

I opened the door and only Arthur came inside. It’s raining. I couldn’t find the other cat. She’s usually the first to come through the door, so I got slightly worried.

Until

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That cat is the coziest it’s ever been and it’s not leaving except for food.

May 16 2018

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Ultimate lesbian couple goal.

Ya’ll periods sync up.

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littlealienproducts:

Self Care by Jordan Sodler

May 15 2018

kvothbloodless:

bumblebeebats:

It baffles and infuriates me that Hogwarts students don’t take Latin or Greek. Accio? Literally “I summon.” Lumos? Fucking “light.” Expelliarmus? Expel weapon!! Ooooh I wonder what Levicorpus does– you Dumb Ass Bastard. You ILLITERATE. It’s called Levicorpus, it lifts someone’s body, it LEVIES your goddamn CORPUS-

Hermione ghost wrote this

fartgallery:

pebble: finally… after 6 million long years I have finally washed up on shore. no longer am I a slave to the tides, no long-

me [picking up pebble and chucking it into the ocean]: haha sploosh

bigmysteriousmoon:

mahoganydesk:

bigmysteriousmoon:

butchkurama:

bigmysteriousmoon:

bigmysteriousmoon:

hi is anyone here good at photoshop and can make a version of leonardo da vincis st john the baptist where hes flipping the bird

this is incredibly important

how’s this?

god bless

Why was this important?  Like, I love the photoshop, but why?

1. i needed a reaction image for a very specific hypothetical situation that will never happen

2. its what leonardo would have wanted

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May 14 2018

hisoaki:

Date me I’m the whole package babe, clingy, always asleep when you need me, and a lil ugly

the-homie-sexual:

Not sure if I need a hug, some sleep, sex, or 6 shots of tequila right now.

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